It is easy to be thankful when the season and the month of November call for it. I would rather take a year round approach. So, here are 15 things for which I am thankful. 

1. The bit of belly fat that hangs over my jeans. You make me hate myself. Hate gets me to the gym. 
2. Hollywood. You, the den of iniquity, give me an escape. 
3. Coca-Cola. Coke has my heart and whiskey has my liver. 
4. Scientology. Making a perfect case for rational thought. 
5. Books. Love reading about other people's depressing lives. 
6. Money. The root of most of my happiness. 
7. Travel. Because we all need an escape. 
8. Bacon. What are you doing this weekend? 
9. Weddings. You are the most depressing thing on the planet. I love the motivation. 
10. Holidays. You are the second most depressing thing on the planet. I love the motivation. 
11. Grammar Nazis. Cause we all need something to hate. 
12. Jerry Sandusky. See above. 
13. Lindsay Lohan. You make the insane seem functional. 
14. Starbucks. You are like a legal drug dealer. 
15. Mom and Dad. Thanks for making the magic happen. 

Thanks for entering my world, 

-Nathan